An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
(Source: sassydemigod, via anakklusmos)
If I ever bump into Harry by accident
Me: Omg
Harry: Wat?
Me: Omg *hyperventilating* - it's you!
Harry: Please don't scream!
Me: *fangirling*
Harry: I know, I know, I'll take a picture with you and here's my autograph
Me: I can't believe I just got your autograph! Your like my favorite from the White Eskimos.
Harry: Yeah .. wait what?
Me: I just loved your cover of Summer of 69! I've heard it like 50 times
Harry: But you ..
Me: I can't believe you guys split up
Harry: *confused*
Me: Oh well.. Thanks bye!
Harry: *whispering* but please ... come back ......
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
(Source: siriuslysalvatore, via thiswaytopigfarts)
